Musings from the Motherland

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I can’t go on tumblr anymore because a certain someone, whom will remain nameless, (Aelya), keeps ruining mad men. I’ve only seen the first 6 episodes damnit.

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Today, I went to my cousin’s university. It was this awful place, very reminiscent of high school. This “lecture hall” I went to was just a classroom, and the students were loud and talking with each other. The professor, whom they also call “prof” for short, kicked a few of the students out for talking. It was a physical geography class and he was going over the rotation of the earth and revolution around the sun, and all that other shit I don’t quite understand. It seemed like very elementary stuff for a university class though. Also, he read the students’ test marks out loud, and even though quite a few people actually got 0 (out of 30), no one seemed to mind this routine where everyone knows your marks. Later we went to a place nearby for lunch, “California Burgers”. I was told that no one ever brings a lunch from home. It seems odd for a poor place like this.

Afterwards, a bunch of students took the prof (from earlier) and his TA for coffee; those aforementioned ridiculously small ones. I really didn’t want one but I didn’t want to seem cheap so I got some “mocha-latte-vanilla-espresso” bullshit. The professor and TA were complaining to the group of students about how people talk in class and they asked me what it’s like in Canada. Anyway, at my cousin’s second class, the professor announced some surprise quiz and I was told to wait outside. I went and looked around the campus and noticed a few things. One, no one wears a backpack. I was told that students don’t have or they don’t carry their books around. My cousin had to go buy a pen because he didn’t have one for the surprise quiz. The girls carried their stuff in their purses. Speaking of the ladies, they all wear make-up and dress very scantily clad and whore-like. There was also upcoming student body elections, and the way they do it over here is that there is a whole party that gets elected, so I saw several different groups with different party names and platforms.

After that class, everyone went to what I guess is the registrar to register for exams or something. They wrote their names on some slip and submitted it. Overall, this place is really shitty, no one seems to care about their studies, they were just joking around and were being very obnoxious and the campus is worn down and ugly. I guess this is where I’d have to go if I didn’t live in Canada, and if I wasn’t herding cattle over here.

Anyway, miss you guys! (minus ugly hairy fuck face (that’s not Farid))

This is the front of the faculty building the first class was in.

This was the lecture hall.

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Hellman’s has got nothing on “majonez”, though their branding could use a little work.

Hellman’s has got nothing on “majonez”, though their branding could use a little work.

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I met a girl.

I met a girl everyone. By “met” I mean she is related to my cousins somehow and came over to visit and sleep over. Also, I should clarify there was little talking between me and her. I guess you could say there was no talking between me and her. It was mostly me gawking at her from a distance and trying to remain unnoticed. She was very attractive, smart, the whole package. One thing I didn’t care for was that she had this raspy, annoying type voice. As I was having disgusting, filthy day-dreams about her, and she continued to talk, my dreams basically turned into me sleeping with a very beautiful Musa.

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"heheh shit", I giggle like an idiot every time I see one of these signs. It means "land for sale"

"heheh shit", I giggle like an idiot every time I see one of these signs. It means "land for sale"

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People keep asking me why it’s called a “hot dog” if it has nothing with dogs. I don’t know what to tell them.

People keep asking me why it’s called a “hot dog” if it has nothing with dogs. I don’t know what to tell them.

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This gay thing reminded me of “his hoodie”, remember that reference?

This gay thing reminded me of “his hoodie”, remember that reference?